I'm not so original to come up with this one on my own; this was a forwarded email from a friend. Enjoy!
John Smith started the day early having set his Alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for .
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )
Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a Dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
Designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
And Tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )
He sat down with his Calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )
To see how much he could spend today. After setting his Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) To the radio (MADE IN INDIA )
He got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )
Filled it with GAS (from
And continued his search For a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end Of yet another discouraging And fruitless day
Checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ),
John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )
Poured himself a glass of Wine (MADE IN FRANCE )
And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
And then wondered Why he can't find A good paying jobIn