Exploiting kids

A little something to brighten your day through all the doom and gloom of election season.

The Ballad of Sarah Palin

I love it! David Boze from AM 770 KTTH made this song. I can't figure out how to steal it but here is the link.

Random Analysis

John McCain, along with other people who have a head on their shoulders, know that Obama's policies are juxtaposed with Socialism/Marxism. Obama has since gone on the record saying that "spread the wealth" is not redistribution of wealth but rather like sharing your toys in kindergarten. (so many comments to be made at this one but that is another post)

Well Mr. Obama, I tell you this: You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Ban Gun Control

Denny Crane knows the 2nd Amendment is about self-defense, not hunting.

This is how you "spread the wealth"

Not my story but it's funny...

"Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on an "Obama 08" tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference--just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the home less guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application. "

I would rather earn my keep and keep what I earn.

- Anonymous

Adventure in Seattle

I got a call for a last minute house-sitting gig in Seattle so that's what I'm doing right now. Parked next to me are two funny looking chihuahuas and a cat. It works out well because it's about ten minutes from work and two blocks away from Northgate Mall. I was actually going to walk to the mall to get some dinner but it was getting kinda late so I drove. Eh, maybe tomorrow. It'll be wonderful to commute 10 minutes to work--not an hour and ten minutes. Especially since I have, for the second time this month, another bad-ass sinus cold so the extra sleep will help me feel better.

Normally I might feel a little unsafe house-sitting but the pups are yapping at every sound and I have Kimber by my side. Between the two, I'll be just fine.

My feelings about Seattle have mellowed significantly in the past few days partially due to knowing there are other Conservatives hidden in the area and also knowing that things will calm down after the election. If things do calm down, I might be more open to moving nearby and going to the CC. Maybe my cool cousin will room with me so I'm not stuck with an anti-gun hippie. :)

And that's that.

Just took some Nyquil for my sniffles so I'm off to bed.

Happiness is a website

There are a bunch of amazing videos on neverfindout.org which is the project of letfreedomringusa.com. Check them out, you'll never see some of these ads on TV.

"Think Beyond Rhetoric"