Wednesday, August 20, 2008
A simple game of Catch Phrase
So tonight I was playing with Douglas and my parents and Douglas's clue goes as follows:
"A treasonous movie made by a fat retard"
Easy answer: Fahrenheit 9-11
I win.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Celebrities are not politicians
Jon Voight wrote an incredibly articulate article about the pains we will suffer, and suffer currently, because of the Obamunist campaign. Unfortunately Mr. Voight is a typical actor who did go to college, the Catholic University of America, Washington, DC, in 1960, only to change his major after his Freshman year from Speech and Drama to Art. But he was a swinging sixties, bleeding heart liberal who realized how much damage that does to a nation. So he switched sides.
Anyway, Mr. Voight's article is low-key but firm as he wants to get his point across from the Conservative viewpoint-- something Hollywood and the media refuse to acknowledge-- but he is generally polite.
"The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America.That is just some of the article. The article in it's entirety is humble yet melancholy, intense and perhaps a little exaggerated but at the same time very much correct and right on the truth.
If Mr. Obama had his way, he would have pulled our troops from Iraq years ago and initiated an unprecedented bloodbath, turning over that country to the barbarianism of our enemies. With what he has openly stated about his plans for our military, and his lack of understanding about the true nature of our enemies, there's not a cell in my body that can accept the idea that Mr. Obama can keep us safe from the terrorists around the world, and from Iran, which is making great strides toward getting the atomic bomb. And while a misleading portrait of Mr. Obama is being perpetrated by a media controlled by the Democrats, the Obama camp has sent out people to attack the greatness of Sen. John McCain, whose suffering and courage in a Hanoi prison camp is an American legend.
This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way."
Roseanne Barr on the other hand is a disgusting, malicious pig. She suddenly has the knowledge of a senator about foreign relations, economics, and war. But Roseanne dropped out of school when she was 17 years old. She married three times, has five kids with three different fathers, and worked as a dishwasher before getting a career acting and stand up comedy. Her retaliation blog opposing Jon Voight's article is written, as is most of her blog, as that of a junior high school student. The only adult word she used was "vacuous" which seemed wildly out of place compared to the seventh-grade script. Check out her immediate and continuous use of childlike insults with NO facts to back up anything she is saying.
"Jon Voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
She goes on about the Right-Wing assault on Africa and how Angelina Jolie should be ashamed of herself for having such a father. Did Roseanne forget that it is not our fault that Africa cannot feed it's own people? Is it our fault that they choose not to be capitalist and successful and thrive? Why do we need to save the world? We can't save ourselves and the world; pick one. I choose us, let the private charities and missionaries help the world. And she clearly opposed to war stating, "Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit" The only "profit" we get from war is freedom. She hates war so much but we'd be slave-owning Brits if America always opposed war. Did she forget that?
How much else have we chosen to forget to make room for our feel good notions?

God Bless America
Monday, August 18, 2008
Hope Dogs and Changeburgers
After petting all the animals (including the ones we weren't supposed to pet, hehe) we decided to get some food. We got our food only to sit at a table facing the Democrat food stand. Of course that just aggravated me. I don't care much for ice cream most of the time but since thats the only thing the Republican stand was selling, I felt it was my duty to buy one. Of course after I pay for it do I casually say, "So I'm thinking of going to the Democrat stand and saying, 'If I can't pay with change can i pay with hope?'" They hesitated a moment and then busted up laughing. At least they thought I was funny.
And to answer your question, I DID go to the Democrat stand and asked them that. They didn't think I was very funny. Truth hurts.
Hope doesn't pay the bills, does it?
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go cling to my guns.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Disturbing
Except if you are a white, straight, upper-middle class, Christian male. Like Bill O'Reilly for example.
Have you heard of the new song from East Coast Avengers? It is, no joke, titled "Kill Bill O'Reilly" and I am disgusted, disturbed, and appalled by the lack of media coverage. This is an incredibly violent song calling for the demise of not only Bill O'Reilly but Michelle Malkin as well. I am not going to post the lyrics because they are so disgusting but you can find the article and lyrics here.
I don't understand why liberals are claiming to be so tolerant but hate conservatives. It's not even a competitive dislike; it's just downright blood-boiling, red-eyed, nostrils flaring, hot coal, blinding hatred that they feel for conservatives. They are basically saying "believe what I believe or die." If a conservative band ever wrote such lyrics they'd be put in jail. This goes back to the Fairness Doctrine-- is the media really too right for them? Seems a bit too left to me.
"Believe what I say or die" sounds an awful lot like Nazi talk to me. Once again, are we heading into Civil War II?
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Did I hear this correctly?
The Fairness Doctrine had two basic elements: It required broadcasters to devote some of their airtime to discussing controversial matters of public interest, and to air contrasting views regarding those matters. Stations were given wide latitude as to how to provide contrasting views: It could be done through news segments, public affairs shows or editorials. (wikipedia)
So we are back with the whole issue of "fairness." I am so sick and tired of the government thinking that they know what is best for me. I think I know what is best for me, thank you. it's the libs who are crying how unbalanced media is. I'd say that sitcoms, news, and public affairs commentators lean incredibly to the left. A safe bet is way over half is dedicated to liberal blather. Even my beloved Family Guy preaches leftism. Conservatives are clearly outnumbered and they aren't crying out for fairness.
I thought libs love the first Amendment. They piss in a jar, put a cross in it and call it "art." They screamed loud when Conservatives tried to censor that. Do they find Conservatives more offensive than that?
Could this lead to Civil War II?
Who loves Obama more than Obama?
I am reminded of the clip from Family Guy where Peter says, "Wow, he loves her more than Julia Roberts loves herself." Cut to Julia Roberts saying, "Hi, I'm Julia Roberts. As you may have heard, many people have died due to the tsunami. But don't worry; I didn't. And I'll be here to entertain you for years to come. Me! ME! MEEE!!!" end with maniacal laughter.
The reason I started this attack on Barry Hussein is because he just keeps getting more and more creepy. First he comes out with his undefined "change" on a logo.

About that same time he comes out with his "O" logo.
It gets really creepy when he came out with his own presidential seal. Who does he think he is?
He then decided it would be a great idea to "change" his jet. His idea of "change"? To delete the American flag and replace it with his own foolish "O" symbol. To simply not add a flag is okay but to remove it is downright disrespectful.
But those are just kid games compared to this next and newest one. hillaryorbust.com is proving to be one of McCain's better allies. They did a blog on this next Hitlarian logo.
Why are people voting for him?? As Dave says, "Hope" is not a plan, "Change" is not an outcome.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Operation Button Bomb
MoveOn.org has taken a vacation from protesting wars now that the Russians are aggressively carving up a fledgling democracy. Now MoveOn is focused on helping Barak Obama win the presidency, by sending out free campaign buttons and trying to expand their mailing list.
This gave me the idea of taking them up on the offer and having them spend the money on postage to give me my "free" button. True, they will add me to their junk mail and spam list, but I will simply ID them as "trash" for my email filter, and I will punish the environment with their wasteful mailings. I am just pleased I can urge you to join me in this subversive effort without breaking my principles (no government mandates involved--they're the ones offering the free buttons, so I am taking advantage of the offer.).
I guess since Rush Limbaugh had Operation Chaos, we should call this Operation Button Bomb. It will be the best use of MoveOn.org's money yet (unless they've burned some in their parking lot to protest the dead white guys pictured on the front).
Spend their money and get your Obama button here.
MoveOn.org is giving out free buttons and Mr. Boze had the great idea of wasting their money for not only the button but the cost of shipping to have it sent to your house. People commented on his blog saying that we can hand out the buttons to the homeless when they ask for spare "change."
Sidenote: only about 25% of panhandlers are legitimately in need. So stop handing out money on the street! Instead, give items and gift cards to a local food or clothing bank. Or give out your new "change" buttons.
I've already got a couple of buttons on the way :)